::The night before, par-bake your favorite pizza crust.
::Next morning, preheat the oven as hot as it will go.
::Top the crust with your favorite breakfast items and bake it until everything is cooked to your liking.
::(Decide that next time, you should probably crack the raw eggs directly onto the crust.)
::Serve with hot coffee, grated Parmesan, and maybe even some sriracha.
::Breakfast pizza. A civilized way to start your day, despite the kids fighting in the background, the dog barking in the yard, and the cold wind whipping around your house.